The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.