The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.