The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The team goes up 21 early and Smallwood gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.