The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.