The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Ref: "Number Smallwood, that's a flag." Smallwood: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Smallwood will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.