The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Smallwood finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.