The Phantom Flag Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smallwood's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.