The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.