The Phantom Flag Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.