The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smallwood gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.