The Committee Backfield Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.