The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Smallwood will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.