The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.