The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
72%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.