The Garbage-Time Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.