The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Smallwood rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.