The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Smallwood will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smallwood's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.