The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.