The Hamstring Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.