The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.