The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.