The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.