The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.