The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.