The Late Scratch Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.