The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
84%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.