The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Coach says Smallwood is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.