The Hamstring Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.