The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.