The Committee Backfield Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Ref: "Number Smallwood, that's a flag." Smallwood: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.