The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Coach says Smallwood is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Smallwood finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smallwood's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.