The Committee Backfield Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Coach says Smallwood is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
76%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smallwood's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.