The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.