The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.