The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.