The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.