The Phantom Flag Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.