The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Smallwood gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Smallwood gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.