The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smallwood will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smallwood's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.