The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smallwood's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.