The Garbage-Time Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Smallwood will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.