The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.