The Garbage-Time Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.