The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.