The Fumble Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.