The Garbage-Time Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.