The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.