The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
86%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smallwood's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.