The Shank Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lutz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lutz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.