The Shank Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Lutz is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lutz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Lutz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Lutz, Lutz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.